Monkey

Last Saturday, CoopGamer.com was hacked by Russian monkey astronauts orbiting the moon in their banana-shaped space station.

A spokesperson on behalf of the monkeys stated “CoopGamer.com has far too much influence and power over world banks and government.  It must be kept in check before all is lost.”

When asked for comment, Mark from CoopGamer.com stated “Don’t you monkey bastards have anything better to do on a Saturday morning?”

The monkeys quickly released the following statement:  “No.”